Honest Note to Fans
Jun 6th, 2009 by MPC Press
Didn’t do it. One of our website followers (”Felipe”: see his comment on our April 27 blog) is quite certain that Rhyme the pig caused the swine flu. As we noted earlier, this is absurd. However, while we stated that Rhyme the pig had never been to Mexico, Felipe was indeed correct that Rhyme (the book) was printed in Mexico, leading to the possibility of Rhyme the pig’s guilt. Even so, due to the painful allegations that only serve to disrupt the life of a spirited, heroic, kind hearted pig, we need to set the record straight. So, we now must make a powerful statement that risks alienating the thousands of fans of Rhyme the pig: Rhyme is actually a fictional character from a book. He does not exist in true living form. He can be imagined, but he cannot cause the spread of actual disease.
